Wednesday, November 24, 2010

AN EXPLOSIVE IDEA

Don't these politicians just make you crazy? The Obama administration refused to call terrorists, terrorists then they go ahead and implement this hugely expensive, inconvenient airport screening and groping, which for some Liberals is a blessing since they haven't had anyone feel them like that in a long time (Gloria Alred). So, for folks like her, this is a justifiable simple way of getting "felt up" at the tax payers expense (probably the most bizarre example of liberalism ever), and for the Obama administration, it is a good way of ........ what, catching would-be bank robbers, or embezzlers, or jewelry thieves?

Now let's, for a moment, assume the Obama administration really does think there are terrorists out there wanting to blow up a plane, or something. I recently received an email from a friend that warrants serious thought. It is the perfect non-evasive solution to the potential terrorist:

"All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but will detonate any explosives you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth (whoever is carrying the explosive was going to die on the plane anyway).  This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no more garbage about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

        This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport                     terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an                             announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby                             passengers,   we now have a seat available on flight number..."


Three cheers for creative thinking.

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